BREAKING NEWS Explosions kill dozens Moscow subway system

Two explosions in the Moscow subway system were caused by two female suicide bombers this morning, leaving dozens dead and many more injured. The events occurred less than an hour from each other during this morning’s rush hour and the cause or motivation for the attacks are not yet known.

Prime Minister/puppet master Vladmir Putin cancelled a trip to Siberia to oversee the disaster. Putin has been known to have a strong stance against terrorism in the past as Moscow has experienced multiple terrorist events during the 2000s.

President Dmitry Medvedev will likely do whatever the hell Putin tells him to do.

[via: NYT]